No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
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You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
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Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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