he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
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Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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