bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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