its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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