big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Operation Purity has been aborted
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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