This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
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AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
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With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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