So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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