'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
