It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
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more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
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Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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