im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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