we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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