do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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