I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
whose ass print is on the piano?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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