It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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