I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
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Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.