Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
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I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.