girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
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The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
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Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
My ass is underappreciated
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?