Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
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The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize