what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
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Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
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Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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