ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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