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Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
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only if we run a train.
done.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I supernannyed him into submission
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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