Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
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In America we eat man semen.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
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It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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