And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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