btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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