I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
Randomize
