Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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