Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
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Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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