kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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