Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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