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i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
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Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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