oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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