what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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