apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Dick very happy bro
Verdict: uncircumcised.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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