then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
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We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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