Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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