You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
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every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
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Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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