no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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