You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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