I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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