I forgot how hot balto sounded
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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