one might say we're banned from that church
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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