She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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