I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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