Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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