You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
God I need to hump something, right now.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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