Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
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It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
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I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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