i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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