At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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