Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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