drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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