butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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