He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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