Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Barsexuality is the new black.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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