i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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