your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
My legs feel like baby dolphins
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Randomize
