Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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